well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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