Just fell off a train. Bad.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize