Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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