I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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