Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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