You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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