3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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