yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
this will be a night to untag.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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