Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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