Your face is a jimmy john
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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