If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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