We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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