I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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