there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
my liver is dry heaving
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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