she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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