I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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