i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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