I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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