The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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