scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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