thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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