Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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