Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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