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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Pants 0. Shit 1.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?

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  Just flip the mattress, it erases all

  (807): View more from Ontario

  Done and done

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• (562): View more from California

  I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  you tipped EVERY employee at white castle

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• (509): View more from Washington

  She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.

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  Dude, its January.

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  We're going to do the voices too.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.

  (602): View more from Arizona

  That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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