sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.