Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.