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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Whatcha textin bout Willis?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It was great. He never spoke.

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  That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd

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