I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?