I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation