I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well I just put wine in my tea
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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