this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
My vagina just clenched in fear
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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