Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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