Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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