I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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