none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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