You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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So much Jack, so little girl.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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