I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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