So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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