Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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