she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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