a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Are we still banned from the library?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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