how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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