so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Enjoy the penises
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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