He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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