some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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