what if I'm pregnant?
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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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