Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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