I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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