Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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