you win again, gameday.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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