He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Shame is for Republicans.
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