He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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