New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She needs sedatives and a leash
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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