So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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