Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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