i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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