i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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