omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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