I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i think we sleep fucked last night...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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