did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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