my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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