Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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